Humorous quips for the cynic on Valentine’s Day

Humorous quips and quotes for the cynical romantic, or the romantic cynic. Just in time for Stupid Cupid Day.

chanpagne heartssWhen there’s marriage without love,
there will be love without marriage.
                                                                                                   Benjamin Franklin

 

Love is the star men look up to as they walk along,
and marriage is the coal-hole they fall into.
                                                                                                     Anonymous

 

When love was strong, we could have made
our bed on a sword’s blade:
now, when it has become weak,
a bed of sixty cubits is not large enough for us.
                                                                                                     the  Talmud
 
What a strange arithmetic is marriage that
can make of two loving people
one unloving couple.
                                                                                                      Anonymous

 

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.
                                                                                                      N. de l’Enclos

 

First love is only a little foolishness
and a lot of curiosity.
                                                                                                    G.B. Shaw

 

 
Women are made to be loved; not to be understood.
                                                                                                   Oscar Wilde

 

Marriage is a romance in which
the hero dies in the first chapter.
                                                                                                   Anonymous

 

Love is the most fun you can have
without laughing.
                                                                                                   Anonymous

 

I am a lover and have not found my thing to love.       
                                                                                                    Sherwood Anderson

 

 
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
                                                                                                     J.K. Jerome

 

You gave me the key to your heart, my love,
then why did you make me knock?
                                                                                                     Byron

 

Women in love consist of a little sighing,
a little crying, a little dying—and a
great deal of lying.
                                                                                                     Ansey
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